1st draft

Dad: We'll, that's a cool car. 

I know. I'm looking at it. Daniel 

While hiking Stewart Falls, Daniel bounces up and says:

I'm like a bouncy bunny rabbit. 

Except, I'm a snake and I eat bunny rabbit's. 

Fantanamagonias- shalom

"No one talk right now, because I'm getting my business." -Andrew (70% asleep)

Did you get seasick on your cruise?

No, I got funsick. James

Serene wrap (Saran)- Daniel 

Beach trees (palm trees) -Andrew 

Mike: Hey, stinky bottoms. (To Derek)

Daniel: Don't you mean, flowery pants. 

Mom, when I bite my tongue, I just suck up the blood inside it. -Andrew 

While sneaking into a piece of candy, Andrew says: "Mom, can you do nothing?"

James: Referring to a package in the mailbox: Mom, what's that?

Mom: it's a book.

James: what kind of book?

Mom: it's about the birds and the bees. 

James: oh, I'll like that book. Because I like birds and I like bugs. 

Andrew, this might kind of might be the real way. Daniel (while hiking)

My name is pulverizing pancake. Daniel 

Daniel slept in that chair last night. He's training to be a grandpa. -James

Mom is funny. No, I mean, mom is actually funny. -James 

Mom, Ama taught me how to go to school in time. Go in the car. Daniel 

Mom, you know how chipmunks save acorns for the winter? Well, I'm kind of saving money for the winter. Because when it snows, I won't be able to mow the lawn. -James 

Andrew, those socks look really dirty.

No, they're not. I put them on yesterday. 

Do you know Dad is part house elf? Dad

James, right now I'm speaking English inside minion language.  Daniel 

While smelling super stinky feet, I point to James's socks and ask: "are these clean or dirty?" To which James nods his head and says: "Kind of."

Mom: Derek, how are you doing?

Derek: “Nice.”

(for Halloween) I would be Indiana Jones. But only if I had a gun. Andrew

Mom, do you know what I am going to get for Christmas? A chainsaw. -Andrew

Is you getting a Mr. bones story? That’s what I wanted all my life. Andrew

Sometimes when I’m really hungry I try to eat my lip. It kind of works out. Andrew 

After getting hit in the face with a football, and with a big smile on his face, Daniel said: “ I’m okay, that happens all the time!”

Andrew: Mom, did you know that I can turn invisible?

Mom: Wow, how?

Andrew: I don’t know, just I can. 

I wish our house was a hotel. Andrew 

I want a chainsaw for Christmas. And TNT. Andrew 

James (oct 28): Mom, do you think maybe we should start getting our candy bowl ready for Halloween?

Mom: so, here’s the thing. I kind of bought glow sticks already. Will that be okay?

James: oh yeah. That way we won’t get so many trick-or-treaters this year 👍

While at Cornbelly’s the night before Halloween: “Mom, I know why you brought us here tonight. If so we would go to bed tonight.” James

There’s people at the store right now buying Halloween candy, because they didn’t get any of kids. Daniel

It worked. Until 1 in the morning. When both boys woke up and went downstairs to watch studio C. 

When I test drove that fast car with dad,it just felt like I was on a roller coaster. Right when we were on the highway, I shot back into the seat. And when dad was inside the car driving, he never frowned. Daniel 

If Dad gets a fast car, he’ll get tickets all the time. James

Mom, today was like the worst day ever. We moved seats and I got moved by the most talkative girl in the class again. James

Mom (with a 3rd° burn on her finger incurred while teaching the scouts fire safety): Andrew, thank you for your prayer last night. It really helped. 

Andrew: I knew it would help… And I is magic.

“When I️ had my “independence” (appendix) surgery... I️ got a blanket, shiny crayons, and a surgery cup... you know they still haven’t pulled out the stitches on my stomach. I’d be like way faster at running.” -Daniel 

“Daniel, surprisingly you haven’t broken an arm.” -James 

Do you guys wish you had a dog that you could throw a slide very ball and and play fetch with?

No, we already have chickens that do that. Except they don’t bring the ball back. -Daniel 

“Mom, it kind of looks like a dry earthquake on your feet.” James

“Even a broken clock is right two or three times a day.” Goofy

The hot chocolate was so hot that it burned my ear. Daniel 

Those lettuce things.= tongues 

Derek:

Me do it.

Did it. 

“Yucker” = sucker 

Wunny=funny

Bucklk=buckled

Dokee= Cookie 

Dokie Deam= Cream on my cookie