Tuesday, November 28, 2017

2017

Dad: We'll, that's a cool car.
Daniel: I know, I'm looking at it.

“I'm like a bouncy bunny rabbit. Except, I'm a snake and I eat bunny rabbit's.” -Daniel

Friend: Did you get seasick on your cruise?
James: No, I got funsick.

Mike: Hey, stinky bottoms. (To Derek)
Daniel: Don't you mean, flowery pants?

While sneaking into a piece of candy, Andrew says: "Mom, can you do nothing?"

James: Mom, what's that?
Mom: It's a book about the birds and the bees.
James: I'll like that book because I like birds & bugs.

“My name is Pulverizing Pancake.” Daniel

“Daniel slept in a chair last night.
He's training to be a grandpa.” -James

“Mom, Ama taught me how to get to school in time. Go in the car.” -Daniel

Mom: Andrew, those socks look really dirty.
Andrew: They're not. I put them on yesterday.

“Do you boys know Dad is part house elf?” –Dad

“Right now I'm speaking English in minion language.” -Daniel

“Sometimes when I’m really hungry
I try to eat my lip.” -Andrew
“Mom, do you know what I am going to get for Christmas? A chainsaw... and TNT.” -Andrew

After getting hit in the face with a football, Daniel replies with a big smile on his face: “ I’m okay, that happens all the time!”

Andrew: Mom, did you know that I can turn invisible?
Mom: Wow, how?
Andrew: I don’t know, just I can.

“There’s people at the store right now buying Halloween candy, because they
didn’t get any as kids.” -Daniel

“If Dad gets a fast car, he’ll get
tickets all the time.” -James

“Today was like the worst day ever.
We moved seats and I got moved by the most
talkative girl in the class again.” -James

Mom: Andrew, thank you for your prayer last night.
It really helped.
Andrew: I knew it would help… I is magic.

Mom: Do you boys wish we had a dog you could
play fetch with?
Daniel: No, we already have chickens that do that.
Except they don’t bring the ball back.

“The hot chocolate was so hot
that it burned my ear.” -Daniel

We hope 2018 is filled with love and laughter! The Balls

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