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"Last time we went camping I slept on James's head."-Daniel 

Mike: that's ok, fingers grow back. 

Daniel: dad, your finger never grew back. 

While unconvinced to buckle his stuffed animals in the car, Andrew said: "them never die because them have a force field." -Andrew (taught be Daniel)

I'm living my dream and I live in my dream home. -Robin 

Do you want your present right now? 

No, mom you are my present. 

-James, after I got back from my first weekend at Akela's council 

Dad, every night I wiggle and when I wake up my lamps on the floor. Daniel 

Derek doesn't have a bad day. AMA 

While cleaning around the toilet "Mom, you don't have to clean because it was mostly just us" -Daniel 

"Derek, you are a kid not a baby." -Andrew's trying to brainwash my baby! 10/14/16

Daniel: Mom, the chickens are following me. 

Mom: Do you think they're going to eat you? 

Daniel: Well they're just going to peck my fingers because they think they're worms. 

Andrew: mom, why am you not going to go to sleep? (Nap)

Mom: do you want me to?

A: uh huh

M: is it because I'm making too much noise?

A: yeah. 

The Nice thing about staying here is that the more stars the less likely people are to steal your kids. 

After eating some gluten-free crackers, James said: Those taste like paper that's been inside the trash can. 

I can hardly walk I have to pee so bad-mom 

In reference to the crib, Mike said: That cage around Dereks bed isn't doing anything anymore. 

James: Mom, guess what Ellie was today for Halloween? I'll give you a hint, she was one of your favorite characters. 

Mom: Um. Nacho Libre?

Mom: What would make all your wildest dreams come true?

James: a thing that makes everything. 

My first name is Andrew. My second name is Wuperman (super man)

Dad: I went to kindergarten in a different country. 

James: Where? Texas?

Mom: What do you guys want for dinner?

Daniel: a piece of pumpkin pie. 

If you have a bloody nose, just tell your mom or your dad. Andrew after our road trip of pinching, kicking, and bloody noses.  

Rock hounding outside of vegas "It's like the earth threw up here." Mike

Daniel: James, do you know that Andrew likes girls?

Andrew: I never will stop saying that. 

Dad: Daniel, do you know that when you grow up you're going to marry a girl?

Daniel: I know. That's the frustrating part. 

Mom, that's good we have ears on. Andrew

We're playing poison ball and we have to always bounce. Daniel

Talking to cousin Elle: My real name is Andrew but my name is also Wuperman (superman). 

Dad, why don't we get what we want for Christmas? -Daniel 

After listening to mom say "that's messed up" while walking g the strip, Andrew said: Mom, that no messed up." When he saw something nice. 

I don't like to say pooh bear because I'm trying not to say Pooh. Andrew

I want a wishing star for Christmas. Daniel

I'm gonna barf if I smell that (scratch and sniff apple pie) sticker again. Daniel 

I'm gonna be a mystery solver when I grow up. Daniel 

When I see a sign for the U I do the same thing I do when I see a picture of a girl without clothes on. I yell and look away. -Daniel while driving in SLC 3days after being in LV. 

Mom, I love Elfie. I was Elfie (is) our neighbor. Andrew

I heard the Ellie's dad wants to get rid of their elf (on the shelf). -James

Watch out cuz I might say I love you. And I might kiss you. Andrew

"Dad, why don't we get what we want for Christmas?" -Daniel

Daniel: Mom, what does bunny plus carrot equal?

Mom: fat bunny, happy coyote

Daniel: Mom, that was actually really funny

Daniel: bunny plus carrot equals Love

Daniel: I accidentally peed on Dad when we were playing tickle monster. 

Mom: Did dad know?

Daniel: No. but there was a big wet spot on him. 

A-Mom, I know you're the cleanup fairy. 

M-How do you know that?

A-Because the other day, I suppose the cleanup fairies. 

You is on the chore team. I is on the open the presents team. -Andrew 

James:  Why has the flag been at half-mast? 

Mike:  It's been at half-mast since Trump was elected

Mom:  so what's the best way to do money boys?

Daniel: The best way is to hide it from me.

Do you want your present right now? 

No, mom you are my present. 

-James, after I got back from my first weekend at Akela's council 

Dad, every night I wiggle and when I wake up my lamps on the floor. Daniel 

Derek doesn't have a bad day. AMA 

While cleaning around the toilet "Mom, you don't have to clean because it was mostly just us" -Daniel 

"Derek, you are a kid not a baby." -Andrew's trying to brainwash my baby! 10/14/16

Daniel: Mom, the chickens are following me. 

Mom: Do you think they're going to eat you? 

Daniel: Well they're just going to peck my fingers because they think they're worms. 

Andrew: mom, why am you not going to go to sleep? (Nap)

Mom: do you want me to?

A: uh huh

M: is it because I'm making too much noise?

A: yeah. 

The Nice thing about staying here is that the more stars the less likely people are to steal your kids. 

Those taste like paper that's been inside the trash can. James about TJ's gf chips

I can hardly walk I have to pee so bad-mom 

That cage around Dereks bed isn't doing anything anymore. Mike

James: Mom, guess what Ellie was today for Halloween? I'll give you a hint, she was one of your favorite characters. 

Mom: Um. Nacho Libre?

Mom: What would make all your wildest dreams come true?

James: a thing that makes everything. 

My first name is Andrew. My second name is Wuperman (super man)

Dad: I went to kindergarten in a different country. 

James: Where? Texas?

Mom: What do you guys want for dinner?

Daniel: a piece of pumpkin pie. 

If you have a bloody nose, just tell your mom or your dad. An drew after our road trip of pinching, kicking, and bloody noses.  

Rock hounding outside of vegas "It's like the earth threw up here." Mike

Daniel: James, do you know that Andrew likes girls?

Andrew: I never will stop saying that. 

Dad: Daniel, do you know that when you grow up you're going to marry a girl?

Daniel: I know. That's the frustrating part. 

Mom, that's good we have ears on. Andrew

Were playing poison ball and we have to always bounce. Daniel

Talking to cousin Elle: My real name is Andrew but my name is also Wuperman (superman). 

Dad, why don't we get what we want for Christmas? -Daniel 

After listening to mom say "that's messed up" while walking g the strip, Andrew said: Mom, that no messed up." When he saw something nice. 

I don't like to say pooh bear because I'm trying not to say Pooh. Andrew

I want a wishing star for Christmas. Daniel

I'm gonna barf if I smell that (scratch and sniff apple pie) sticker again. Daniel 

I'm gonna be a mystery solver when I grow up. Daniel 

When I see a sign for the U I do the same thing I do when I see a picture of a girl without clothes on. I yell and look away. -Daniel while driving in SLC 3days after being in LV. 

Mom, I love Elfie. I was Elfie (is) our neighbor. Andrew

I heard the Ellie's dad wants to get rid of their elf (on the shelf). -James

Watch out cuz I might say I love you. And I might kiss you. Andrew

Daniel: Mom, what does bunny plus carrot equal?

Mom: fat bunny, happy coyote

Daniel: Mom, that was actually really funny

Daniel: bunny plus carrot equals Love

Daniel: I accidentally peed on Dad when we were playing tickle monster. 

Mom: Did dad know?

Daniel: No. but there was a big wet spot on him.