Christmas 2016

Favorite Quotes from 2016

“Last time we went camping I slept on James's head.” -Daniel

Mike: “that's ok, fingers grow back.”

Daniel: “Dad, your finger never back.”

Daniel: “Mom, the chickens are following me.”

Mom: “Do you think they're going to eat you?”

          Daniel: “Well they're just going to peck my fingers because they think they're worms.”

“Those (crackers) taste like paper that's been inside the

trash can.” -James

              “That cage [crib] around Derek's bed isn't doing anything anymore.” -Mike

    James: “Mom, guess what Ellie was today for Halloween? 

I'll give you a hint, she was one of your favorite characters.”

Mom: “Um. Nacho Libre?”

Mom: “What would make all your wildest dreams come true?”

James: “A thing that makes everything.”

“My first name is Andrew.

My second name is Wuperman (Superman)”

            Dad: “Daniel, do you know that when you grow up

you're going to marry a girl?”

Daniel: “I know. That's the frustrating part.”

Dad: “I went to kindergarten in a different country.”

James: “Where? Texas?”

 “I don't like to say Pooh Bear because

I'm trying not to say poo.”  -Andrew

“I want a wishing star for Christmas.”  -Daniel

“I'm gonna barf if I smell that sticker again.”  -Daniel

“Mom, I love Elfie. I wish Elfie (is) our neighbor. “  -Andrew

“Dad, why don't we get what we want for Christmas?”  -Daniel

Daniel: “I accidentally peed on Dad when we were

playing tickle monster.”

Mom: “Did Dad know?”

Daniel: “No. But there was a big wet spot on him.”

“You is on the chore team.

I is on the open-the-presents team.”  -Andrew

“There is one thing we can do to make life sweeter,

more joyful, even glorious. We can be grateful.”

–Dieter Uchdorf

Merry Christmas & May the Force

be with you! Love, the Balls